June 9, 2011
Beatdown in Beantown

Clearly, there is no easy path to the glory.  And if there is, the Canucks mostly refuse to follow it.  And when they do, they get dragged into the alley.

Yes, there is plenty wrong in Canuck land right now.  Roberto Luongo seems incapable of making a big save to bail out a team that has its hands full at the other end.  The NHL is allowing the Bruins to turn this series into an after-the-whistle mugfest.  And the Canucks, for their part, are allowing it by choking on the power play chances they do get.  The suddenly depleted Canuck back end appears, for the first time this season, to be shell shocked.  And their two best forwards seem to be missing in action with crippling injuries.

But before all you Luongo bashers continue with the group pummel, consider that the Canucks scored one measly goal in two games in Beantown, and that one came in garbage time.  Last we checked, Luongo was not the quarterback of the power play. And just like game three on Monday, despite strong first periods, once the Canucks fell behind, Luongo got thrown under the bus by his teammates.  Witness Sami Salo’s and Keith Ballard’s antics on goals two and three respectively, not to mention the ever present purse swinging of Christian Ehrhoff.

Once again the NHL has no idea how to showcase its product.  Putting aside, for the moment, an allegiance to either team, it’s difficult to see how last night’s contest ranks as elite entertainment.  From all the after whistle scrums and soccer-like-embellishing that went mostly unpenalized to the horrible playing conditions to shots of NHL Director of Operations, Colin Campbell, cheering on his son (and presumably his son’s team).  We’re sure this fits with the league’s business plan.  Wait, there is no business plan.

Which brings us to the Canucks’ now depleted defense, which was seemingly addressed all season long by Mike Gillis’ commendable vision of having eight NHL caliber defenders at his disposal.  But the pairing of Keith Ballard and Kevin Bieksa was just toxic last night.  Without the stable Dan Hamhuis at his side, Bieksa appears lost - completely unable to be at his freestyling best.  And Ballard is only dragging him further into the wilderness.  There clearly must be reasons why Bieksa isn’t playing with either Salo or Andrew Alberts.  We’re just not sure what they are.

In the end though, the only reason this series is now stalemated at two games per side is the sudden collapse of the Canucks’ power play.  Hell, having converted on only one of twenty two tries (and allowing two short-handed goals), the Canucks are fortunate this series isn’t already over.

So on that basis alone, this ship has not sunk.  Just like after games four and five of the Chicago series, the sky is falling on the Canucks’ faithful.  But we know it doesn’t have to.  The Canucks played two very impressive first periods on the road in Boston.  The Canucks, despite the labouring Kesler and Hank Sedin, are the more skillful team.  To succeed will require a commitment and focus on playing their game in their rink on Friday.  We expect they will.

June 7, 2011
Aaron Rome Must Be Burning

Today the overlords at the NHL discipline department did the unprecedented.  Yes, in the Colin Campbell era, there was never this type of expediency and over-reaching.

You must feel for Aaron Rome, a player with a clean record and a player who was in interim discipline chief Mike Murphy’s words, involved in a “typical hockey play”.  However, said play happened nearly a full second late and has had a seemingly devastating impact on the opposing player.  The four game suspension is four times longer than any other suspension handed out in the history of the Stanley Cup Final.  And it happened on a play that put Scott Stevens in the Hall of Fame.

And while these days are different, the NHL still can’t get this right.  You had to love Murphy’s response when asked about the process he followed to get to this decision.  He rambled on about how this is serious business, and decisions shouldn’t be made hastily in the heat of the moment.

Removed from the emotions of the game, he reviewed the replays, consulted with various advisors (Brian Burke, of all people!), considered the extent of the injuries suffered and “went with his gut”.  Sounds like how things get decided in a freakin’ beer league (minus perhaps the instant replay).

Yes, after all the furor about head shots and the pending changing of the guard in the discipline department, the man in charge for now goes with his gut.  Why does every discipline decision have to involve reinventing the wheel?  Why is there no requirement for transparency?  And due process?  Why does the result of the act matter more than the act itself?

The NHL and its inability to discipline itself is arguably the biggest factor in holding back the growth of the game.  So why is it that the meat-heads in charge have so little understanding of the basic notions of due process and transparency?  Because they are meat-heads, that’s why.

Suspendable NHL violations can be quite easily categorized into distinct offenses like hitting from behind, hitting from the blind side, late hits, hits to the head, significant stick infractions or other flagrant attempts to injure.  For each bucket there should be a reasonably established currency for suspension irrespective of the injury suffered by the player.  Just like the pinheads back in Toronto review every goal scored, they can now review every contentious hit.  A combination of offenses on one incident or repeat violators should receive more punishment, again in some reasonably established currency.

Further in the words of Mike Murphy, if Rome hits Horton a full second earlier, there is no infraction.  Fine.  So if you’re a player faced with the prospect of finishing your check or not, it would seem not is the favourable play if finishing your check could result in a lengthy suspension.  So in this sense, the NHL players are left again to wonder exactly what are the rules of the game.

Look, we’re not some bitter Canucks’ fan.  Or at least not about this particular incident. Aaron Rome for Nathan Horton is a fine swap.  And Rome is really a cog in a wheel anyway; while his absence is unfortunate, it’s not about to cost the Canucks any games.

But once again, the NHL looks like a bush league.  It looks like they’ve got egg on their face for not suspending Alex Burrows during fingergate and the resulting on-ice circus it has created.  And by rolling that into this, the Canucks get their just comeuppance.  So in the NHL’s eyes, all is good.  Until, of course, the next contentious issue, when it will be back to the drawing board one more time again…

May 14, 2010
Mitchell, Our Martyr

A huge thumbs up to Willie Mitchell for calling out Colin Campbell, the league’s lord of supposed discipline.  Barge Pole Willie’s season (and possibly career) were ended by a dirty hit from a dirty player (although an elite one, too) at the tail end of a mean-nothing regular season rout by the Canucks.  Because Mitchell had the balls (but not the brains) to quickly get himself off the mat and because the NHL is reluctant to hand out big suspensions to star players, there was shamefully no response from the league.  A league that looks more and more bush with every breath they take.

Here’s a guy that’s given his all to his team and his community and he might be done and the league, as is often the case, idly stands by condoning reckless behaviour.  Something has got to give and one day it will and Gary Bettman’s beloved US TV ratings will bottom out one more time.